1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,150 --> 00:00:11,900 (dramatic music) 4 00:00:19,203 --> 00:00:21,870 (fire explodes) 5 00:00:26,583 --> 00:00:29,333 (dramatic music) 6 00:00:37,852 --> 00:00:40,519 (text explodes) 7 00:00:41,195 --> 00:00:43,945 (dramatic music) 8 00:01:26,509 --> 00:01:29,176 (ominous music) 9 00:01:30,722 --> 00:01:33,222 (woman moans) 10 00:01:35,705 --> 00:01:36,705 - Poor baby. 11 00:01:39,034 --> 00:01:40,034 Oh, baby. 12 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:42,920 (woman cries) 13 00:01:45,684 --> 00:01:48,351 (woman screams) 14 00:01:58,909 --> 00:02:02,826 - Anyone for popcorn (laughs)? 15 00:02:04,064 --> 00:02:06,731 (ominous music) 16 00:02:08,071 --> 00:02:09,627 Oh, it's you (laughs). 17 00:02:10,890 --> 00:02:12,003 I dropped my popcorn. 18 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:17,903 Oh, well, you never know when a girl has to protect herself. 19 00:02:18,356 --> 00:02:19,166 (laughs) 20 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:20,986 Well, okay, boys and girls. 21 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,523 It's time. 22 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:27,210 It's time for some scenes from some midnight stories 23 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:31,283 that will leave you on a roller-coaster, 24 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,893 that will leave you scared for life. 25 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:38,210 90 minutes of terror and fun 26 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:41,153 with plenty of gore, screams, and hm, 27 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:44,303 a little nude-y for you boys. 28 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:48,353 So sit back and enjoy. 29 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,283 Grindhouse double bill. 30 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:52,333 Two stories. 31 00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:56,990 We have "Manhunt," the story of a playboy stockbroker 32 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,543 that he's been a naughty boy. 33 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:01,643 Bam, bam. 34 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:05,613 And kidnapped and drugged, 35 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,510 being abducted in a tunnel of man-eating rats 36 00:03:09,850 --> 00:03:11,576 and oh, I hate rats. 37 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,816 So sit back and enjoy the flash 38 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:18,613 and the blast of a Grindhouse movie story. 39 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:22,177 (film reel grinds) 40 00:03:22,301 --> 00:03:27,301 (thunder booms) (ominous music) 41 00:03:48,705 --> 00:03:51,205 (clock ticks) 42 00:03:52,152 --> 00:03:54,569 (man groans) 43 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:59,175 - What the fuck is happening? 44 00:04:00,246 --> 00:04:02,663 (man groans) 45 00:04:03,832 --> 00:04:06,415 Who the fuck's done this to me? 46 00:04:06,653 --> 00:04:08,570 I'll fucking kill them. 47 00:04:08,886 --> 00:04:11,386 (clock ticks) 48 00:04:15,743 --> 00:04:17,326 What is that noise? 49 00:04:17,946 --> 00:04:19,613 It's driving me mad. 50 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:23,803 Help me, someone, please, help me. 51 00:04:25,883 --> 00:04:28,383 (phone rings) 52 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:32,396 Shit, shit, you motherfucker. 53 00:04:34,721 --> 00:04:37,138 (man groans) 54 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,453 Help me, there must be somebody out there. 55 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:42,340 Can you hear me? 56 00:04:42,364 --> 00:04:43,573 Please help me. 57 00:04:46,978 --> 00:04:48,478 Oh, what was that? 58 00:04:51,196 --> 00:04:52,863 I can't see a thing. 59 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,083 Get away from me. 60 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:58,080 What is it down here? 61 00:04:58,104 --> 00:04:59,140 What's down here? 62 00:05:00,630 --> 00:05:02,813 Help me, someone, please help me. 63 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:08,213 Shit, it's rats. 64 00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:11,380 I hate rats, always have, the little fuckers. 65 00:05:12,915 --> 00:05:14,282 (man groans) 66 00:05:14,306 --> 00:05:15,117 Oh Christ, there could be hundreds of them 67 00:05:15,141 --> 00:05:18,023 with little sharp, pointy teeth wanting to kill me. 68 00:05:18,728 --> 00:05:20,632 Get away from me, you bastard. 69 00:05:20,656 --> 00:05:21,656 Get away. 70 00:05:22,558 --> 00:05:24,277 I'll kill the fucking lot of you. 71 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,780 Help me, someone, please help me. 72 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:36,415 (phone rings) (man groans) 73 00:05:54,105 --> 00:05:56,688 Don't stop, don't stop ringing. 74 00:05:57,945 --> 00:06:02,028 Come on, come on, don't (moans). 75 00:06:03,257 --> 00:06:06,090 Come on (groans). 76 00:06:06,679 --> 00:06:08,679 (pants) 77 00:06:12,752 --> 00:06:15,252 (phone rings) 78 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,080 Hello? 79 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:29,640 Hello. 80 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,153 - [The Voice] Hello, Sam. 81 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,080 - Who is this? 82 00:06:33,676 --> 00:06:34,726 - [The Voice] You don't remember, Sam. 83 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:35,903 How disappointing. 84 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:37,670 - Know you? 85 00:06:39,118 --> 00:06:40,186 How can I be expected to know you? 86 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:42,433 I don't even know where I am, 87 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:44,090 but I need help. 88 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,150 There's rats down here. 89 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:48,033 How many, I don't know. 90 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:51,436 - [The Voice] Why, dear Sam, it's probably thousands, 91 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:53,213 all wanting something to eat, 92 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:55,103 and once they smell blood, 93 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:58,466 especially fresh blood, it'll drive them mad 94 00:06:58,490 --> 00:06:59,826 until they get what they want. 95 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:02,313 And it sound like you're on the menu, my boy. 96 00:07:04,106 --> 00:07:05,273 - Who are you? 97 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:07,533 - [The Voice] Shall we say a friend, 98 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:09,830 a friend you need at the moment, Sam. 99 00:07:10,190 --> 00:07:11,740 Wouldn't you say that was true? 100 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:13,430 - What do you want? 101 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,580 - [The Voice] As I said, friendship. 102 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,430 - Don't play games with me. 103 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:19,527 - [The Voice] Games, Sam? 104 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:20,793 I'm not playing games. 105 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,156 I'm deadly serious. 106 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:26,003 In fact, I'm so serious, I'm willing to bet your life on it. 107 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:27,793 - Who are you? 108 00:07:28,887 --> 00:07:29,887 - [The Voice] You don't know? 109 00:07:29,911 --> 00:07:31,828 - No, no, I don't know. 110 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,563 - [The Voice] How absence makes the mind forget, Sam. 111 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,663 So why don't you just call me Mr. Friend? 112 00:07:40,136 --> 00:07:41,773 - Okay, Friend. 113 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:44,086 So how you going to get me out of this? 114 00:07:44,110 --> 00:07:45,883 - [The Voice] I'm not, you are. 115 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,450 - Don't you play games with me, you fucker. 116 00:07:51,186 --> 00:07:53,383 Oh, no, no. 117 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:55,803 Shit. 118 00:08:00,098 --> 00:08:02,570 I'll show the fucker, you fuck with me. 119 00:08:05,207 --> 00:08:06,207 Aw, shit. 120 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,100 Can't see a thing. 121 00:08:11,661 --> 00:08:14,161 (phone rings) 122 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,226 (clock ticks) 123 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,096 - [The Voice] You're going to listen to me now, Sam, 124 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,696 or tell me the length of your cock 125 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:27,686 because your time is ticking away, tick, tock. 126 00:08:27,710 --> 00:08:29,633 - Hey, just get me out of here. 127 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:31,926 - [The Voice] So you want out of there? 128 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:33,883 Why, too dark for you? 129 00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:36,110 - There's no light down here, 130 00:08:36,186 --> 00:08:37,386 and I can't see a thing. 131 00:08:38,163 --> 00:08:40,036 And there's hundreds of those 132 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,473 rats could come scurrying back. 133 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,596 Okay, just get me the fuck out of here. 134 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:48,986 - [The Voice] Now Sam, behave, 135 00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:50,806 or I'll leave you on your own again. 136 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:51,830 Understand? 137 00:08:52,521 --> 00:08:55,438 (film reel grinds) 138 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:06,003 - Okay, okay. 139 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,503 Just get me out of here before the rats come back. 140 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:11,126 - [The Voice] Oh, they'll come back, Sam. 141 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:13,013 I promise you, and soon. 142 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:15,700 - What do you mean? 143 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:17,526 - [The Voice] They can smell blood, 144 00:09:17,550 --> 00:09:20,106 and in 10 minutes, the area that you're sitting in 145 00:09:20,130 --> 00:09:22,993 will be full of it, I can assure you of that. 146 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:26,881 - What do you mean, 10 minutes? 147 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:28,606 - [The Voice] Have you not heard a ticking noise 148 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:29,713 since you woke up? 149 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:33,170 - Yes. 150 00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:36,710 - Look above you, Sam, and see my little surprise 151 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:40,943 I have for you, simple, simple, but effective. 152 00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:46,740 - What is it? 153 00:09:46,764 --> 00:09:47,766 - [The Voice] Quiet, Sam. 154 00:09:47,790 --> 00:09:48,790 I'm talking. 155 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:52,526 As soon as the arms on the clock reach 11:30, 156 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:55,496 the alarm will go off, detonating a small charge 157 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,116 inside the box, which will smash the container, 158 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,483 causing the contents to pour all over you. 159 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,200 - What contents? 160 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:03,636 - [The Voice] Time is wasting, Sam. 161 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:05,113 You only have 10 minutes, 162 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:07,233 and then the box explodes. 163 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,233 - What's in the box? 164 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:13,083 Don't tell me it's rats, you fucker. 165 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,746 - [The Voice] Let's just say a surprise, shall we? 166 00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:17,770 - Bastard. 167 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,816 - [The Voice] How long do you think you're going to stop 168 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,190 your little furry friends from eating you, Sam, 169 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:24,583 with one hand tied to the wall? 170 00:10:25,978 --> 00:10:28,478 (clock ticks) 171 00:10:39,101 --> 00:10:42,018 (film reel grinds) 172 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,423 - Right, let's see, you little fucker. 173 00:10:49,447 --> 00:10:50,447 I'll get help on my own. 174 00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:57,033 Hello, 911? 175 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,609 I need the police. 176 00:10:58,633 --> 00:10:59,633 It's an emergency. 177 00:11:01,301 --> 00:11:02,646 I'm being held captive against my will 178 00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:05,313 by some madman who's trying to kill me. 179 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,846 - [The Voice] Now Sammy, don't say things like that. 180 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:09,563 It will hurt my feelings. 181 00:11:10,016 --> 00:11:11,253 - What? 182 00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:12,580 I... 183 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,846 - [The Voice] You thought you had dialed the police? 184 00:11:15,870 --> 00:11:16,870 No, Sammy. 185 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,093 All your calls go directly to me, I'm afraid. 186 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,367 Sammy, language like that will get you killed. 187 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,033 - What do you want from me? 188 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:28,020 - [The Voice] What do I want? 189 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:30,169 Well, that's simple, Sammy. 190 00:11:30,193 --> 00:11:32,596 Play the game, just play the game 191 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,503 before the alarm goes off. 192 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:36,596 - What have I ever done to you? 193 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,496 - [The Voice] Just play the game, Sammy, 194 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,463 before it's too late. 195 00:11:40,808 --> 00:11:43,338 - What do you want me to do? 196 00:11:43,362 --> 00:11:44,823 - [The Voice] Ha-ha, no, Sammy. 197 00:11:44,847 --> 00:11:46,764 What do you want to do? 198 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,163 - I don't understand. 199 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:51,023 - [The Voice] Well, do you want to live or die? 200 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,810 - What sort of question is that? 201 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,883 - [The Voice] A reasonable one, Sammy, a reasonable one. 202 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,113 So which will it be? 203 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,503 - I want to live, of course. 204 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:09,466 - [The Voice] I thought so. 205 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:11,073 Well, let's start, shall we? 206 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,886 The first thing, you said you need to have a little help. 207 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:15,526 I can't expect you to get out of there 208 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:17,723 without a little help, can I, Sammy? 209 00:12:19,437 --> 00:12:21,687 - Oh, come on, damn you, the time is ticking. 210 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,903 - [The Voice] Okay, Sammy, let's begin. 211 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 - Good, good. 212 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:28,206 - [The Voice] Oh, by the way, how's that pain in your side? 213 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:29,700 Is it still hurting? 214 00:12:29,935 --> 00:12:32,016 - How do you know about the pain in my side? 215 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,336 - [The Voice] Pull your shirt up, 216 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,606 and use the light from the phone 217 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,493 to see where the pain is coming from. 218 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,356 What have you done to me? 219 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:47,080 - [The Voice] Do you see a black shape against a wall? 220 00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:50,533 - Yes. 221 00:12:51,132 --> 00:12:53,016 - [The Voice] If you look in your top pocket, 222 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,393 you'll find a razor blade. 223 00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:57,076 Cut the stitches and remove the key 224 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,766 inside your stomach, then unlock the box, 225 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:02,340 and something inside will help you get out of here. 226 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,293 - You bastard. 227 00:13:06,162 --> 00:13:06,972 - [The Voice] Now, now, Sam. 228 00:13:06,996 --> 00:13:08,363 I'm only here to help you. 229 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:10,326 If you speak to me like that again, 230 00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:11,913 I won't assist you anymore. 231 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,080 - Okay. 232 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,090 (groans) 233 00:13:24,414 --> 00:13:26,414 (cries) 234 00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:38,606 - [The Voice] Well done, Sammy. 235 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:40,216 By the sound you're letting out, 236 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,483 you must have the key. 237 00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:43,603 - Your time will come. 238 00:13:44,952 --> 00:13:45,946 - [The Voice] Of course it will. 239 00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:47,483 Now back to business. 240 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:51,453 Open the box, and let us continue this little game of ours. 241 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,923 - What the hell is this? 242 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,896 - [The Voice] You want out, don't you, Sammy? 243 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,363 Well, you now have the means. 244 00:14:09,743 --> 00:14:11,516 - How the fuck am I gonna get out of here 245 00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:12,373 with this lot? 246 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,076 - Each item will bring you nearer 247 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,306 to freedom, if you decide to use it. 248 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,703 But if you use it wrongly, 249 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,693 then death is your only option. 250 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,623 - This won't fucking cut butter. 251 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:26,876 - [The Voice] Maybe not, but it will cut 252 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,113 through flesh and bone if you try it. 253 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,273 - Are you fucking mad? 254 00:14:32,059 --> 00:14:33,609 You want me to cut off my hand? 255 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,563 - [The Voice] What choice do you have, Sammy? 256 00:14:36,587 --> 00:14:39,356 Either you cut your hand off and stand a chance to live, 257 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,576 or you decide against it, 258 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,593 and the rats will have you for dinner, 259 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:45,053 especially when the box explodes. 260 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,473 - What's in the box? 261 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:51,230 - [The Voice] Time is wasting, Sammy. 262 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,723 Tick, tock, tick, tock. 263 00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,326 Have you ever seen a corpse stripped 264 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:58,463 of its flesh, Sammy, when it's still alive? 265 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:01,223 No rat is going to care if you're dead or not. 266 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:03,470 In fact, they might prefer it if were alive. 267 00:15:04,025 --> 00:15:05,756 (man laughs) 268 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,703 - Go fuck yourself, you freak. 269 00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:09,646 - [The Voice] Your time is running out, Sammy, 270 00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:10,773 but what do I care? 271 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,543 I win this game either way. 272 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,300 - Why me? 273 00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:17,613 Why the fuck did you choose me? 274 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,046 - [The Voice] Oh, I'll tell you when I'm ready. 275 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:22,020 I'll tell you when I'm ready to, Sammy. 276 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,186 There's no point, Sammy. 277 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:27,036 It won't break. 278 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,636 Your only option is to cut your hand off, 279 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:31,933 then seal the wound with a portable welder. 280 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,120 - Go fuck yourself. 281 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:36,750 - [The Voice] It won't hurt, Sammy, 282 00:15:36,774 --> 00:15:38,203 not if you do it right. 283 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:40,170 - Oh yeah? 284 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,310 Well, you do it then. 285 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,367 (man laughs) 286 00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:45,456 - [The Voice] I'm glad you haven't lost 287 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,586 your sense of humor in these difficult times. 288 00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:49,923 Why do you think I packed the syringes for you? 289 00:15:49,947 --> 00:15:52,460 For in each one is a powerful painkiller 290 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:54,033 that will kill the pain, 291 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:56,236 but it will take three minutes to take effect, 292 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:58,703 and you've only got five minutes left. 293 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,563 So what will it be, Sammy? 294 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:03,053 Live but without your left hand, 295 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:06,333 or be eaten alive by your little furry friends? 296 00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:08,586 - You're sick, you know that? 297 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:10,403 You're sick, you bastard. 298 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,993 - Tick, tock, Sammy, tick, tock. 299 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:16,423 Tick, tock, Sammy, tick, tock. 300 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:19,673 - No, no, I can't. 301 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,056 - [The Voice] You got less than five minutes, Sammy, 302 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,686 and the painkiller takes three minutes for it to work. 303 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:27,660 How long do you think it will take to saw through your arm? 304 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,563 A minute, maybe two? 305 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:32,190 How good at carpentry were you at school? 306 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,990 - I won't forget you for this, you fucker. 307 00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:45,497 (groans) 308 00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:48,573 Your time will come. 309 00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:51,283 - [The Voice] Oh, time comes to all of us, Sammy, 310 00:16:51,307 --> 00:16:52,723 but now you have a problem. 311 00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:55,270 There's three minutes left on the clock, 312 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,756 and you have another two minutes 313 00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,843 before the pain relief takes hold. 314 00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:00,196 What are you going to do? 315 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,163 Cut before the alarm goes off? 316 00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:03,866 Are you strong enough to take the pain? 317 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,826 Remember, the longer you leave it, 318 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,163 the less time you have. 319 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,593 Of course, you could wait till the last minute, 320 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,813 so you only feel part of the pain, 321 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,803 but then if you're not quick enough, 322 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,283 the contents from the box will still cover you. 323 00:17:17,044 --> 00:17:18,017 (man laughs) 324 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:19,863 What a fun game this is. 325 00:17:21,694 --> 00:17:22,994 - There's rats in the box. 326 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,486 I know it is, you fucker. 327 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,510 It's rats. 328 00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:35,335 (screams) (groans) 329 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:08,110 (alarm rings) 330 00:18:12,571 --> 00:18:14,056 (man laughs) 331 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,693 - [The Voice] So I lied (laughs). 332 00:18:25,576 --> 00:18:28,076 (happy music) 333 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:47,040 (ominous music) (clock ticks) 334 00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:23,307 (phone rings) 335 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,066 Good to see you got through the first part 336 00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:35,093 of the game, Sammy. 337 00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:38,703 - Why are you doing this to me? 338 00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:41,123 - [The Voice] Have you not worked it out yet, Sammy? 339 00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:43,270 - No. 340 00:20:44,282 --> 00:20:45,876 - [The Voice] Oh, you will in time, which is something 341 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:48,150 you don't have a lot of at the moment, Sammy. 342 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,207 - So what next? 343 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:51,870 - [The Voice] Well, if I'm not mistaken, 344 00:20:51,894 --> 00:20:53,416 you only have a matter of minutes 345 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,956 to get away from there before your 346 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,163 furry little friends pay you a visit, 347 00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:59,233 but don't leave the bag behind. 348 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:00,806 You never know what you'll need 349 00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:02,780 for the next part of the game (laughs). 350 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,981 (groans) 351 00:21:15,481 --> 00:21:17,726 - Ah, you're seriously out of luck, you fucker. 352 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,063 There's nothing there. 353 00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:21,750 - [The Voice] That's what you think. 354 00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:29,003 - Oh shit, there's rats, 355 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,073 hundreds of them. 356 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:33,970 - [The Voice] Time to get out, I would say, Sammy. 357 00:23:21,010 --> 00:23:22,583 You worked it out yet, Sammy? 358 00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:25,723 Or are you still oblivious to the reason that you're here? 359 00:23:26,350 --> 00:23:28,153 - I don't understand. 360 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,986 - [The Voice] The syringe was not only full 361 00:23:30,010 --> 00:23:32,683 of a painkiller, Sammy, but sodium amytal. 362 00:23:33,050 --> 00:23:35,983 So every time the pain becomes too intense for you, 363 00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:39,193 you're also administering a truth drug, as well, 364 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,323 with fantasy side effects. 365 00:23:42,717 --> 00:23:45,126 - Why, why are you doing this to me? 366 00:23:45,150 --> 00:23:46,423 You bastard. 367 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,456 - [The Voice] Let's say that within time, 368 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,523 you might understand, but then again, 369 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,220 it might all be too late. 370 00:23:55,583 --> 00:24:00,583 (ominous music) (clock ticks) 371 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:49,836 You better get out of there before more 372 00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:51,773 of your furry friends come back. 373 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,646 The place must be smelling like an abattoir by now. 374 00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:55,870 - That's what I'm doing. 375 00:25:58,650 --> 00:25:59,650 But why? 376 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,893 - [The Voice] Why what, Sammy? 377 00:26:02,824 --> 00:26:05,233 - Why are you doing this to me, why? 378 00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:08,326 - [The Voice] All will be revealed, Sammy. 379 00:26:08,350 --> 00:26:10,313 All will be revealed. 380 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,020 (phone rings) 381 00:26:42,211 --> 00:26:43,246 - [Sammy] What? 382 00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:44,823 - [The Voice] How's the pain, Sammy? 383 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:46,563 Had to take another syringe yet? 384 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:52,143 - [Sammy] When are you going to get me out of here? 385 00:26:52,167 --> 00:26:55,343 - [The Voice] Oh you have a few tasks to achieve yet, Sammy. 386 00:26:56,744 --> 00:26:59,554 - [Sammy] Don't fuck with me, you cunt. 387 00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:00,388 - [The Voice] What did I tell you? 388 00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:01,756 You speak to me like that again, 389 00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:03,730 and you're on your own, you understand? 390 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:06,303 Do you understand? 391 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,610 - [Sammy] Yeah, okay. 392 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,226 - [The Voice] Well, let's have no more 393 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,763 of these disagreements, Sammy. 394 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:12,990 There's a game to play. 395 00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:15,713 Anyway, I'm your friend, remember, 396 00:27:15,890 --> 00:27:18,090 and friends don't argue, do they? 397 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,716 - [Sammy] Okay, friend, what do you want me to do next? 398 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,390 - [The Voice] Now that's better, nice and respectful. 399 00:27:24,740 --> 00:27:25,690 Real good, in fact. 400 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,956 So what about another game? 401 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,563 - Oh, if we must. 402 00:27:29,470 --> 00:27:31,013 What do you want me to do? 403 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,286 - [The Voice] If you make a bomb, it should fear 404 00:27:33,310 --> 00:27:35,110 the rats for at least a few minutes. 405 00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:37,783 - I don't know how to make a bomb. 406 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,107 - [The Voice] It's easy, Sammy. 407 00:27:40,131 --> 00:27:42,876 All you got to do is attach the sharp-edged stone 408 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:44,843 to the canister and throw it. 409 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:47,326 When it lands, the stone will detonate the gas 410 00:27:47,350 --> 00:27:49,413 inside the can as it pierces the tin, 411 00:27:50,239 --> 00:27:52,016 then bang, you can watch 412 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,193 the little bastards go up in flames. 413 00:28:06,706 --> 00:28:09,206 (Sammy yells) 414 00:28:09,317 --> 00:28:11,984 (fire explodes) 415 00:28:14,590 --> 00:28:17,257 (ominous music) 416 00:28:43,650 --> 00:28:46,050 - [Sammy] Okay, I'm coming up an iron staircase. 417 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,827 - [The Voice] Well done, Sammy. 418 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,276 You're getting to the surface, freedom at last. 419 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:52,150 - [Sammy] Yeah, and no thanks to you. 420 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,146 - [The Voice] Now Sammy, don't be like that. 421 00:28:54,170 --> 00:28:56,420 You'll be a better man when this is finished. 422 00:28:57,490 --> 00:28:59,493 - [Sammy] What, with no hand? 423 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,746 - [The Voice] Everybody has got to sacrifice 424 00:29:01,770 --> 00:29:03,436 something for enlightenment, 425 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:05,426 even God gave his only son, Sammy, 426 00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:07,223 to save the people of this world. 427 00:29:07,530 --> 00:29:09,577 So a hand is nothing, is it? 428 00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:13,790 - [Sammy] We'll see. 429 00:29:13,814 --> 00:29:16,323 We'll see what you got to say when we meet. 430 00:29:18,252 --> 00:29:19,266 (man laughs) 431 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:20,903 - [The Voice] You're always you, Sammy. 432 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,500 What makes you think you're ever going to meet me? 433 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,090 - [Sammy] Because the world isn't big enough. 434 00:29:28,230 --> 00:29:30,476 (man laughs) 435 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,400 - [The Voice] Oh, Sammy, you're funny. 436 00:29:32,654 --> 00:29:35,071 (man laughs) 437 00:29:35,383 --> 00:29:37,016 (Sammy groans) 438 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,263 - [The Voice] What's wrong? 439 00:29:38,790 --> 00:29:39,990 - [Sammy] Just the pain. 440 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,320 - [The Voice] Getting bad, Sammy? 441 00:29:42,610 --> 00:29:43,860 - [Sammy] Oh, I can cope. 442 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,010 - [The Voice] Of course, you can. 443 00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:48,263 - [Sammy] Oh what's that, feeling pity for me? 444 00:29:48,462 --> 00:29:49,662 - [The Voice] Me, Sammy? 445 00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:53,143 No, but I don't want you dead, well, not yet. 446 00:29:55,690 --> 00:29:57,290 - Well, that ain't gonna happen. 447 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,360 So why? 448 00:30:03,310 --> 00:30:04,310 So why me? 449 00:30:04,630 --> 00:30:05,630 - [The Voice] Why? 450 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:07,823 - Yes, why me? 451 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,623 Why you doing this to me? 452 00:30:10,453 --> 00:30:12,796 Did I fuck your wife, 453 00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:13,876 because you couldn't give her something 454 00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:16,500 that she wanted like a big, fat juicy cock (laughs). 455 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:19,733 Yes, so that's it. 456 00:30:20,290 --> 00:30:22,973 I fucked your wife with my big, fat cock. 457 00:30:23,610 --> 00:30:25,623 Right into her pink flamingo, 458 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:30,133 and she squawked like a bird in paradise. 459 00:30:30,493 --> 00:30:33,076 (Sammy laughs) 460 00:30:33,763 --> 00:30:35,280 You pathetic bastard. 461 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,796 - [The Voice] I'm glad to see that you can still find 462 00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:40,763 the funny side to life, Sammy. 463 00:30:44,226 --> 00:30:45,876 - I don't have much option, do I? 464 00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:47,576 - [The Voice] Okay, Sammy. 465 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,013 In front of you, you'll see a door. 466 00:30:52,009 --> 00:30:53,009 - Freedom. 467 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,013 - [The Voice] Not so quick, Sammy. 468 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,263 The game ain't over yet. 469 00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:01,793 - Oh, you fucker. 470 00:31:03,768 --> 00:31:05,768 (pants) 471 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,813 Oh shit, it's rats, I hate rats. 472 00:31:11,810 --> 00:31:12,883 Oh fuck, a rat. 473 00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:15,663 Jesus, I hate rats. 474 00:31:16,995 --> 00:31:18,328 What's going on? 475 00:31:19,229 --> 00:31:20,386 Tons more of them. 476 00:31:20,410 --> 00:31:23,453 Shit, what is happening now? 477 00:31:36,490 --> 00:31:38,463 - Help me. - Mary? 478 00:31:39,783 --> 00:31:41,366 - Somebody help me. 479 00:31:47,929 --> 00:31:50,095 (gun fires) 480 00:31:50,119 --> 00:31:55,119 (Sammy screams) (gun fires) 481 00:31:55,859 --> 00:31:58,276 (Sammy sobs) 482 00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:08,167 (phone rings) 483 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,873 - [The Voice] Game over, Sammy. 484 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:22,163 - Why, why are you doing this to me? 485 00:32:22,590 --> 00:32:26,283 - [The Voice] Why, you have the audacity to ask me why? 486 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,596 You remember my son that you killed 487 00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:31,633 like a thief in the night, 488 00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,423 and you thought nobody knew. 489 00:32:34,690 --> 00:32:37,263 Well, his wife knew, remember her? 490 00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:40,016 You should, you fucked her enough 491 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,573 before you killed my son. 492 00:32:42,150 --> 00:32:46,127 Now your life is as dead as his. 493 00:32:46,891 --> 00:32:49,724 - No (cries), no. 494 00:32:53,357 --> 00:32:58,357 (ominous music) (clock ticks) 495 00:33:19,267 --> 00:33:20,623 (gun clicks) 496 00:33:20,647 --> 00:33:21,865 (Sammy groans) 497 00:33:21,889 --> 00:33:24,556 No, no (cries). 498 00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:28,128 (Sammy yells) 499 00:33:28,701 --> 00:33:31,368 (ominous music) 500 00:33:56,674 --> 00:33:59,007 (man yells) 501 00:34:01,217 --> 00:34:02,633 - Oh, it's you again. 502 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,920 What did you think of "Manhunt?" 503 00:34:05,490 --> 00:34:07,240 That's gruesome, isn't it (laughs)? 504 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,033 Well, that was a warning for all of you money men. 505 00:34:11,210 --> 00:34:13,746 The green stuffing isn't just everything. 506 00:34:13,770 --> 00:34:16,823 Sometimes we need a little red. 507 00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:19,420 It helps. 508 00:34:21,094 --> 00:34:24,011 (film reel grinds) 509 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,723 - Hello, all my furry friends. 510 00:34:30,930 --> 00:34:34,863 My name is Cyril from Cyril's Cut and Blow Dye, 511 00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:38,396 your friendly hairstylist just 112 feet 512 00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,420 from this cinema. 513 00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:42,616 And I would like to make you the offer of the month, 514 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,453 directly from Cyril, that's me. 515 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:50,680 For only $28.48, I can give you the back clackin' 516 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,393 sack treatment that everyone has been talking about. 517 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,326 Why give the lover of your choice 518 00:34:57,350 --> 00:35:00,700 a mouthful of straw or a hair between their teeth 519 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:04,166 when you can come to Cyril and have it all shaved off 520 00:35:04,190 --> 00:35:07,063 for as little $28.48. 521 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,683 So have that pinball look that everybody's talking about. 522 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,476 So making it easier to slip in and out 523 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:17,517 of all those tight little situations (laughs). 524 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,876 You know, it's easier at Cyril's Cut and Blow Dye, 525 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:24,013 your friendly hair salon. 526 00:35:27,590 --> 00:35:30,970 - Hello, my name's Sharon from Cyril's. 527 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,116 And for all you girls out there 528 00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:35,713 with an overgrown bush that needs pruning, 529 00:35:36,210 --> 00:35:41,210 for only $16.84, I can offer you the Brazilian look. 530 00:35:41,641 --> 00:35:45,133 So if you want your bush in the shape of a heart, 531 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,033 a dart, or even a startin' pistol, 532 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,343 Sharon is the girl to do it. 533 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:53,436 At Cyril's, we're here to please, 534 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:57,316 and at $16.84, give the partner of your choice 535 00:35:57,340 --> 00:35:58,583 the look he desires. 536 00:35:59,610 --> 00:36:01,670 - [Both] Some come to Cyril's and get all 537 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,966 your hair styled at Cyril's Cut and Blow Dye, 538 00:36:04,990 --> 00:36:09,723 your friendly hairstylist, just 112 feet from this cinema. 539 00:36:10,273 --> 00:36:14,263 Hair removal is also our specialty at Cyril's. 540 00:36:14,695 --> 00:36:16,851 (film reel grinds) 541 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:19,458 (bird warbles) 542 00:36:35,592 --> 00:36:38,509 (car engine whirs) 543 00:36:46,590 --> 00:36:49,039 (ominous music) 544 00:36:49,063 --> 00:36:51,813 (thunder cracks) 545 00:36:57,324 --> 00:37:02,157 (dog barks) (man screams) 546 00:37:06,112 --> 00:37:07,938 (woman screams) 547 00:37:07,962 --> 00:37:10,295 (gun fires) 548 00:37:12,537 --> 00:37:15,120 (gun explodes) 549 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,796 - [Narrator] Buy Scream magazine, 550 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:20,123 Blood, guts, gore, and a lot more. 551 00:37:23,279 --> 00:37:25,279 ♪ Jesus ♪ 552 00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:30,463 - Hello, it's me, Jesus, 553 00:37:30,810 --> 00:37:32,826 from Gates of Heaven Pizzeria, 554 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:35,273 and I want to make you an awesome offer. 555 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,296 Yes, for only $11.98, you can receive 556 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,223 our double top whopper plus extras. 557 00:37:42,610 --> 00:37:45,286 That's double toppings and red wine, 558 00:37:45,310 --> 00:37:47,053 blessed by the man himself, 559 00:37:47,150 --> 00:37:49,993 together with a free Coke or shake, 560 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,423 depending on your taste. 561 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,293 So forget about the other choices on the High Street, 562 00:37:55,550 --> 00:37:57,633 and go for the one true pizza, 563 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,140 and choose Gates of Heaven Pizzeria 564 00:38:00,690 --> 00:38:02,833 to make all your dreams come true. 565 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:07,433 Now you know what it's like to be blessed. 566 00:38:07,645 --> 00:38:09,094 (heavenly music) 567 00:38:09,118 --> 00:38:11,118 ♪ Jesus ♪ 568 00:38:16,917 --> 00:38:19,500 (upbeat music) 569 00:38:58,178 --> 00:39:00,678 (funky music) 570 00:39:12,613 --> 00:39:15,113 (guns firing) 571 00:39:19,930 --> 00:39:22,947 - [Narrator] First there was "Reservoir Puppies," 572 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,367 then came "Cracky Brown," 573 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,797 followed by "Inglorious Bar Stewards," 574 00:39:29,207 --> 00:39:33,367 "Kill Phil" and "Django, Where's my Toilet Chain," 575 00:39:33,810 --> 00:39:36,513 then "The Dreadful 18" popped up. 576 00:39:36,972 --> 00:39:41,096 Now Quintin Tarroteno bring you Michael Madsen 577 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,313 in his first musical. 578 00:39:43,977 --> 00:39:45,825 ♪ Got my feet off your floor ♪ 579 00:39:45,849 --> 00:39:47,565 ♪ They tell me people many ♪ 580 00:39:47,589 --> 00:39:48,903 ♪ I don't want to go home ♪ 581 00:39:48,927 --> 00:39:53,243 "Pulp Faction," together with an all-star cast. 582 00:39:53,530 --> 00:39:56,013 They are the roughest, smoothest, 583 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,023 soft-shoe shuffle gangsters you will ever see. 584 00:39:59,670 --> 00:40:02,013 Not only can they take a bullet to the hip, 585 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:05,593 they can salsa like a hot tub of Tabasco. 586 00:40:06,330 --> 00:40:08,466 Watch all your favorite gangsters dance 587 00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:11,603 the night away as the story unfolds. 588 00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:14,906 How a young boy from the wrong side 589 00:40:14,930 --> 00:40:17,883 of the stream wants to be a ballet dancer, 590 00:40:18,050 --> 00:40:20,247 but his father won't let him. 591 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,003 Born into a Mafia crime family, 592 00:40:23,610 --> 00:40:26,510 the boy must learn to kill like his father 593 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:29,373 instead of doing the lambada, 594 00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:33,223 the sprinkle urn, the microwave, and the windmill. 595 00:40:33,590 --> 00:40:36,263 With these moves, it's on to Broadway, 596 00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:38,980 but he's pulled back out again 597 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:43,583 and dragged headfirst into the sinister world of crime. 598 00:40:43,810 --> 00:40:45,833 Only one man can help him, 599 00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:50,103 Mafia assassin, Pork Pie Henderson, 600 00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:52,143 played by Michael Madsen. 601 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,760 - Consider it done. 602 00:40:56,010 --> 00:40:59,073 - [Narrator] As the head of Murder Not Incorporated As Yet, 603 00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:01,673 can he really help the boy? 604 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,083 Will his secret be unmasked? 605 00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:07,366 Will the underworld find out 606 00:41:07,390 --> 00:41:10,580 that Pork Pie is really a dance-loving vegetarian 607 00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:14,133 who was once one of the Dream Boy Strippers? 608 00:41:14,230 --> 00:41:16,313 With a rosy tattoo branded on his butt, 609 00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:19,080 find out this and more 610 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,397 when you watch Quintin Tarroteno's "Pulp Faction," 611 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:27,400 coming soon to a cinema near you, hopefully. 612 00:41:30,229 --> 00:41:34,312 (man speaks in foreign language) 613 00:41:38,353 --> 00:41:39,980 (guns firing) 614 00:41:40,004 --> 00:41:42,837 (hard rock music) 615 00:41:48,683 --> 00:41:52,766 (man speaks in foreign language) 616 00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:57,064 (crowds yell) 617 00:41:57,088 --> 00:41:59,163 (man speaks in foreign language) 618 00:41:59,187 --> 00:41:59,997 (guns firing) 619 00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:02,853 (hard rock music) 620 00:42:05,621 --> 00:42:09,246 ♪ Put me down on this ♪ 621 00:42:09,270 --> 00:42:13,687 ♪ Seems hard just to see your rights ♪ 622 00:42:14,469 --> 00:42:18,552 (man speaks in foreign language) 623 00:42:20,407 --> 00:42:25,407 ♪ You know it's a funny time ♪ 624 00:42:25,553 --> 00:42:28,603 ♪ Split what's yours and I'll take what's mine ♪ 625 00:42:28,627 --> 00:42:33,627 (crowds yell) (guns firing) 626 00:42:36,638 --> 00:42:40,797 ♪ I was reading that there is no God ♪ 627 00:42:40,821 --> 00:42:45,821 ♪ I was smoking for the pain, lust, deaf ♪ 628 00:42:45,907 --> 00:42:50,894 ♪ I hope it keeps you up at night ♪ 629 00:42:50,918 --> 00:42:51,930 ♪ Crawl ♪ 630 00:42:51,954 --> 00:42:54,390 (fire explodes) 631 00:42:54,414 --> 00:42:55,618 (man speaks in foreign language) 632 00:42:55,642 --> 00:42:58,142 (crowds yell) 633 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,563 - [Narrator] Okay, folks, here he is, 634 00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:04,083 acclaimed screen god and hunk, 635 00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:09,116 Robin Askwith, star of "Canterbury Tales," 636 00:43:10,987 --> 00:43:13,017 "The Flesh and Blood Show," 637 00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:14,743 (car engines whir) 638 00:43:14,767 --> 00:43:15,967 "Cool It Carol," 639 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:18,273 (car engines whir) 640 00:43:18,297 --> 00:43:19,467 "Horror Hospital," 641 00:43:20,763 --> 00:43:21,763 "Lets Get Laid," 642 00:43:23,367 --> 00:43:24,853 "Tower of Evil" 643 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,506 and not forgetting the one-time classic 644 00:43:27,530 --> 00:43:29,103 of the silver screen, 645 00:43:29,127 --> 00:43:32,537 "Confessions of a Window Cleaner." 646 00:43:32,930 --> 00:43:35,546 In this tale of mayhem, murder, 647 00:43:35,570 --> 00:43:38,586 and plenty of action, it's smashing, 648 00:43:38,610 --> 00:43:40,166 it's head-turning. 649 00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:43,083 That's right, the King is back, 650 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,986 and baby, he's taking care of business 651 00:43:47,010 --> 00:43:49,307 in "Bulletproof Elvis." 652 00:43:49,790 --> 00:43:54,580 That's right, Robin Askwith is Elvis Presley, 653 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:59,973 and he's ready to shoot the bad guys down. 654 00:44:01,113 --> 00:44:03,696 (upbeat music) 655 00:44:07,136 --> 00:44:10,386 (pensive guitar music) 656 00:44:15,295 --> 00:44:17,626 - [The Voice] You killed my brother, you motherfucker. 657 00:44:17,650 --> 00:44:20,233 (upbeat music) 658 00:44:23,775 --> 00:44:26,942 - You can't hurt me as much as he can. 659 00:44:29,888 --> 00:44:31,723 - You fucking dirt bag. 660 00:44:31,747 --> 00:44:34,247 (guns firing) 661 00:44:37,072 --> 00:44:39,489 - Where is that motherfucker? 662 00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:43,889 Where is he? 663 00:44:48,022 --> 00:44:50,272 (laughing) 664 00:44:52,030 --> 00:44:56,306 I loved that placed. (laughs) 665 00:44:56,330 --> 00:44:57,330 See ya. 666 00:44:59,139 --> 00:45:00,722 - Burn you bastard. 667 00:45:01,389 --> 00:45:02,838 (yelling) 668 00:45:02,862 --> 00:45:05,529 (fire explodes) 669 00:45:14,050 --> 00:45:16,527 "- [Narrator] From out of the woods they came," 670 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,883 a family of fun loving cannibals. 671 00:45:19,030 --> 00:45:22,253 They were the Texas chainsaw hillbillies, 672 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,163 a meat-eating clan that liked to sing and dance. 673 00:45:25,430 --> 00:45:28,206 Watch this family go through a whole town 674 00:45:28,230 --> 00:45:30,706 of good old boys, and chew on each and every 675 00:45:30,730 --> 00:45:32,783 body part they can get their hands on. 676 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:36,733 From Chef Mario, the fun loving opera cannibal, 677 00:45:37,170 --> 00:45:39,736 you also have Bubba Big Tongue, 678 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,499 the roly-poly sheriff (guns firing) 679 00:45:41,523 --> 00:45:43,406 Who likes to dance with his victims 680 00:45:43,430 --> 00:45:44,930 before he has them for dinner. 681 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,246 Then you've little Joe, who likes to wear clown masks 682 00:45:48,270 --> 00:45:50,143 while he tortures his victims. 683 00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:52,433 He's a slice and dice man. 684 00:45:53,010 --> 00:45:55,916 Then of course, you have Albert the Arranger, 685 00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:58,016 he gets all the victims to visit 686 00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,503 terror town in Wrinkleville. 687 00:45:59,700 --> 00:46:02,713 He's the brains behind this horrible conspiracy, 688 00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:04,593 but I am sure you will like him. 689 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,066 If you like the taste of spare ribs 690 00:46:07,090 --> 00:46:09,393 with your movie, this is the film for you. 691 00:46:09,450 --> 00:46:13,027 Yes, it's the "Texas Chainsaw Hillbillies," 692 00:46:13,350 --> 00:46:14,946 and it's coming to a cinema near you 693 00:46:14,970 --> 00:46:16,177 for Thanksgiving day. 694 00:46:19,203 --> 00:46:22,120 (film reel grinds) 695 00:46:27,330 --> 00:46:31,997 - Romeo, oh Romeo, where art thou, Romeo? 696 00:46:35,915 --> 00:46:37,833 Oh, there you are again. 697 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:42,273 Okay, well now we have a real grindhouse film. 698 00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:47,343 For all you lovers of sisterly pals, 699 00:46:48,090 --> 00:46:51,167 think oh "Thelma and Louise." 700 00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:55,033 This story consists of a stripper, 701 00:46:55,642 --> 00:46:58,853 a nun, a mayor, and a sheriff, 702 00:46:59,260 --> 00:47:03,833 who has something harder than the star on his chest. 703 00:47:05,131 --> 00:47:07,714 (upbeat music) 704 00:48:45,439 --> 00:48:47,939 (guns firing) 705 00:48:52,923 --> 00:48:56,346 Wow, whoa, doesn't that dancer dance good? 706 00:48:56,370 --> 00:48:58,093 She uses that pole well. 707 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,546 You know, I would too, if I was a stripper. 708 00:49:01,570 --> 00:49:03,423 I would use that pole real well. 709 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,520 - Right, bitch. 710 00:49:05,910 --> 00:49:08,010 What can you tell me about these killings? 711 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,726 - I was at the chapel helping the congregation 712 00:49:11,750 --> 00:49:13,176 to take their vows when I got 713 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,626 that telephone call from my sister. 714 00:49:15,650 --> 00:49:17,506 She wanted to leave her husband, 715 00:49:17,530 --> 00:49:19,343 but needed to speak to him first. 716 00:49:20,330 --> 00:49:22,913 (upbeat music) 717 00:49:27,270 --> 00:49:29,216 - Hi Patsy, you have a call from your sister. 718 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:31,452 Would you like me to take over while you answer it? 719 00:49:31,476 --> 00:49:32,976 - Oh yeah, thanks. 720 00:49:35,970 --> 00:49:40,168 - Yo, all these girls went to the Royal Academy. 721 00:49:40,192 --> 00:49:42,017 The Royal Academy of what (laughs)? 722 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,463 (upbeat music) 723 00:49:51,110 --> 00:49:53,497 - Buy some fucking tissues, will you? 724 00:49:57,472 --> 00:49:58,972 Lola, is that you? 725 00:50:01,330 --> 00:50:03,360 - So what did she have to say? 726 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,666 - That she's going to his place of work, 727 00:50:05,690 --> 00:50:06,993 but he wasn't there. 728 00:50:09,110 --> 00:50:10,410 - Did she speak to anyone? 729 00:50:11,230 --> 00:50:12,793 - Oh yeah, a friend of hers. 730 00:50:14,991 --> 00:50:15,991 - [Man] You got a name? 731 00:50:16,650 --> 00:50:17,650 - No. 732 00:50:19,610 --> 00:50:22,556 - Now here comes a real slapper, 733 00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:24,093 no flapper, flapper. 734 00:50:24,948 --> 00:50:27,531 (upbeat music) 735 00:50:33,261 --> 00:50:35,178 - Hey, gorgeous. - Hey. 736 00:50:35,977 --> 00:50:36,977 - Hey, stranger. 737 00:50:37,030 --> 00:50:38,486 I thought you were going to be out of town 738 00:50:38,510 --> 00:50:39,883 for a few more days. 739 00:50:39,931 --> 00:50:40,931 - What? 740 00:50:42,010 --> 00:50:44,596 - What woo girl, spending money? 741 00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:45,620 - It happens. 742 00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:48,756 - Well, maybe you should take me along next time, 743 00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:50,883 and we'll see how bored I can get. 744 00:50:51,822 --> 00:50:52,787 - Maybe I will. 745 00:50:52,811 --> 00:50:54,410 - You got a ciggie on you, baby? 746 00:50:54,672 --> 00:50:55,596 - Yeah, sure. 747 00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:57,369 - Oh, gasping for smoke, thank you. 748 00:50:57,460 --> 00:50:59,195 So listen, tell me all about it. 749 00:50:59,219 --> 00:51:00,029 What did you get? 750 00:51:00,053 --> 00:51:02,943 What did you spend Daddy's money on, baby? 751 00:51:03,090 --> 00:51:04,090 - Nothing. 752 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,176 - Nothing, what do you mean, nothing? 753 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,200 - Nothing to tell. 754 00:51:07,358 --> 00:51:08,358 - Aw. 755 00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:11,963 Thanks, oh. 756 00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:15,223 However, you gotta take out whatever offer there is. 757 00:51:15,270 --> 00:51:16,616 You're not getting any younger. 758 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,623 Winter's coming, so you better grab up 759 00:51:19,647 --> 00:51:22,733 all of those diamonds and furs, baby. 760 00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:25,820 - Well, maybe I'll take you along next time. 761 00:51:26,070 --> 00:51:28,933 - Fucking right you should, baby. 762 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,496 Tell Aunt Louise you want money, 763 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:31,546 what do you say? 764 00:51:31,570 --> 00:51:32,570 - Yay. 765 00:51:32,770 --> 00:51:34,231 (cheering) 766 00:51:34,255 --> 00:51:35,916 - Here we come (laughs). 767 00:51:35,940 --> 00:51:36,979 I could just see it. 768 00:51:37,003 --> 00:51:38,823 - Have you seen Snake Hips? 769 00:51:39,068 --> 00:51:41,355 - Isn't he out there somewhere? 770 00:51:41,379 --> 00:51:42,598 - I haven't seen him. 771 00:51:42,622 --> 00:51:44,426 - Baby doll, I don't know. 772 00:51:44,450 --> 00:51:45,600 I mean, what do I know. 773 00:51:46,490 --> 00:51:47,490 - I've got to go. 774 00:51:47,598 --> 00:51:48,863 I really need to speak to him. 775 00:51:49,610 --> 00:51:51,237 Well, you take care now. 776 00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:53,166 - You take care, but just remember one thing. 777 00:51:53,190 --> 00:51:55,446 You've had your sugar daddy for two years now. 778 00:51:55,470 --> 00:51:57,206 I need my sugar daddy now 779 00:51:57,230 --> 00:51:58,783 before it's too late. 780 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,604 I want to have a lot of money 781 00:52:00,628 --> 00:52:03,883 before my pussy runs dry and I get old and haggard. 782 00:52:04,390 --> 00:52:05,200 And you know what? 783 00:52:05,224 --> 00:52:06,642 I still do a pretty good rough and tough, 784 00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:08,786 backward flip, don't I, honey? 785 00:52:08,810 --> 00:52:09,630 - She sure does. 786 00:52:09,654 --> 00:52:11,757 I can vouch for that. - You see? 787 00:52:11,781 --> 00:52:13,409 - You can have Roy if you like. 788 00:52:13,433 --> 00:52:15,023 Oh, sorry, I forgot. 789 00:52:15,050 --> 00:52:16,320 You already have. 790 00:52:16,344 --> 00:52:19,036 - Darling, your husband has been with everybody 791 00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:20,126 from time to time. 792 00:52:20,150 --> 00:52:22,550 You're just the last one to cube, let's face it. 793 00:52:23,870 --> 00:52:24,870 - So he says. 794 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,763 - Baby, he doesn't fuck around anymore. 795 00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:32,263 His cock is all for you, baby. 796 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,190 - I wouldn't bet on it, Engine. 797 00:52:35,170 --> 00:52:38,576 - Listen, it's respect. 798 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,306 It's called respect, it is, 799 00:52:40,330 --> 00:52:43,033 and don't you ever forget it, baby. 800 00:52:48,810 --> 00:52:49,810 - So. 801 00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:52,690 What happened next? 802 00:52:53,809 --> 00:52:56,642 (car engine revs) 803 00:53:09,130 --> 00:53:12,033 - Wow, there's a guy with a 10-gallon hat, 804 00:53:12,461 --> 00:53:14,633 with a two-pint head. 805 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,403 Let's go and get them, Lola. 806 00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:21,820 - Mighty fine horses and cars you got here, little lady. 807 00:53:22,679 --> 00:53:24,986 - Well, thank you. 808 00:53:25,010 --> 00:53:26,210 - What can I do you for? 809 00:53:27,610 --> 00:53:29,366 - I thought I'd drop by and check out some 810 00:53:29,390 --> 00:53:32,623 of this famous Western hospitality I've been hearing about. 811 00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:34,776 - You came to the right place, ma'am. 812 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,943 The right place. 813 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,343 - Actually, I need my car fixed. 814 00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:41,763 - What's up with it? - Busted fan belt. 815 00:53:42,702 --> 00:53:44,452 - But it's still running, how come? 816 00:53:44,477 --> 00:53:47,643 - Well, lucky for me, I carry a repair kit. 817 00:53:50,190 --> 00:53:51,393 - Lemus is your man. 818 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,323 He can fix anything with a motor. 819 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,650 - So where do I find him? 820 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,333 - Just got himself shot, 821 00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,356 but luckily it was with blanks 822 00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:00,603 and not real bullets. 823 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,463 Otherwise, you'd be a resident instead of a visitor. 824 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:07,053 - A shame, never did have any luck. 825 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,643 - You park up around the corner. 826 00:54:11,140 --> 00:54:12,396 I'll get Lemus come see you 827 00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:14,570 as soon he's finished shooting up the town. 828 00:54:16,490 --> 00:54:20,143 - So cowboy, is there any where for me to stay? 829 00:54:21,385 --> 00:54:23,423 - Hotel down the end of the street, 830 00:54:23,910 --> 00:54:27,378 got a coach load of tourists for the festival, 831 00:54:27,402 --> 00:54:29,523 but there's always room for one more. 832 00:54:30,985 --> 00:54:33,176 - It's been an experience. 833 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,253 - Happy one, I hope. 834 00:54:35,030 --> 00:54:38,960 - One I'll be talking about for a long, long time. 835 00:54:39,630 --> 00:54:40,923 - Nice to hear, ma'am. 836 00:54:45,171 --> 00:54:46,376 (gunshot fires) 837 00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,050 - So why did she kill the cowboy? 838 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:51,977 - She wanted to kill him before he killed her first. 839 00:54:54,987 --> 00:54:56,737 - Then what happened? 840 00:54:56,930 --> 00:54:58,223 - Everything went dark, 841 00:54:58,890 --> 00:55:00,123 and when she woke up, 842 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:01,763 she found herself in jail. 843 00:55:03,251 --> 00:55:05,834 (upbeat music) 844 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:17,100 - Deputy. 845 00:55:17,970 --> 00:55:19,323 Hey, Deputy. 846 00:55:20,330 --> 00:55:21,383 - What do you want? 847 00:55:24,030 --> 00:55:25,430 - I want to get out of here. 848 00:55:30,406 --> 00:55:31,656 - I bet you do. 849 00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:37,803 - I can be very grateful. 850 00:55:39,110 --> 00:55:40,136 - Now here comes it. 851 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,653 Sheriff, there really wants to be a pirate. 852 00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:44,453 Remind you of anyone? 853 00:55:50,270 --> 00:55:51,270 - How grateful? 854 00:55:52,218 --> 00:55:54,934 - Open the cell and I'll show you. 855 00:55:54,958 --> 00:55:55,886 - Oh, no, what do you take me for? 856 00:55:55,910 --> 00:55:56,910 Some kind of idiot? 857 00:55:57,530 --> 00:55:58,530 No way, sister. 858 00:55:59,733 --> 00:56:02,178 - How about something else? 859 00:56:02,202 --> 00:56:03,202 - What? 860 00:56:04,681 --> 00:56:05,681 - Look here. 861 00:56:06,977 --> 00:56:08,056 Well, how about it, big boy? 862 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,680 - You can do that from in there? 863 00:56:11,209 --> 00:56:12,586 - [Woman] Put your cock through the bars, big boy, 864 00:56:12,610 --> 00:56:14,013 and I'll suck you dry. 865 00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:26,493 - Oh yeah, baby, give it to me. 866 00:56:28,816 --> 00:56:30,899 (groans) 867 00:56:31,550 --> 00:56:32,360 - Go, girl. 868 00:56:32,384 --> 00:56:34,233 You really pulled that one. 869 00:56:38,580 --> 00:56:40,883 - So she has very sharp nails, 870 00:56:41,060 --> 00:56:44,097 and the will to live, and the odds are against her. 871 00:56:44,870 --> 00:56:46,170 But what I need to know is 872 00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:49,270 where was she hiding, Sister? 873 00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:53,046 - The only thing I know is that she went after him. 874 00:56:53,070 --> 00:56:55,883 That was last word she said to me, where. 875 00:56:57,570 --> 00:56:58,570 I wish I knew. 876 00:56:59,490 --> 00:57:01,223 - Now back to Las Vegas. 877 00:57:02,370 --> 00:57:04,953 (upbeat music) 878 00:57:08,782 --> 00:57:12,115 (high-pitched speaking) 879 00:57:13,314 --> 00:57:15,897 (upbeat music) 880 00:57:18,590 --> 00:57:20,356 That girl might not have any brains, 881 00:57:20,380 --> 00:57:21,780 but she sure has a nice car. 882 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:05,113 - But didn't you go after her? 883 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,213 - What could I do, Inspector? 884 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,333 A defenseless woman of God. 885 00:58:10,497 --> 00:58:12,603 (car dings) 886 00:58:12,627 --> 00:58:14,990 (car engine revs) 887 00:58:15,014 --> 00:58:17,597 (upbeat music) 888 00:59:17,290 --> 00:59:19,873 - Here comes that ass-kicking sequence. 889 00:59:22,465 --> 00:59:23,473 - Hey, here. 890 00:59:26,970 --> 00:59:29,183 Keep your eyes peeled, boys. 891 00:59:29,350 --> 00:59:31,300 The bitch is supposed to be on her way. 892 00:59:32,130 --> 00:59:34,756 I want her dead, her legs spread, 893 00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:35,656 and her pussy burnt. 894 00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:36,680 Do it. 895 00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:39,125 (cheering) 896 00:59:39,149 --> 00:59:41,732 (upbeat music) 897 01:00:00,595 --> 01:00:03,836 - I arrived on the evening before the big boy's race. 898 01:00:03,860 --> 01:00:06,637 Shame I was about to crash and burn all their dreams. 899 01:00:16,973 --> 01:00:18,693 (car engine revs) 900 01:00:18,717 --> 01:00:22,233 Okay, boys, let's bitch with a happy, happy vibe. 901 01:00:22,257 --> 01:00:27,257 (upbeat music) (car engines rev) 902 01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:31,834 (man yells) 903 01:00:31,979 --> 01:00:34,312 (man yells) 904 01:00:34,526 --> 01:00:36,783 (man yells) 905 01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:38,764 (man yells) 906 01:00:38,788 --> 01:00:41,121 (man yells) 907 01:00:42,595 --> 01:00:44,928 (man yells) 908 01:00:47,652 --> 01:00:49,985 (man yells) 909 01:00:52,498 --> 01:00:54,831 (man yells) 910 01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:57,198 (man yells) 911 01:00:57,222 --> 01:00:59,555 (man yells) 912 01:01:01,524 --> 01:01:03,706 (man yells) 913 01:01:03,730 --> 01:01:06,063 (man yells) 914 01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:09,122 (man yells) 915 01:01:09,146 --> 01:01:11,479 (man yells) 916 01:01:12,164 --> 01:01:14,497 (man yells) 917 01:01:15,956 --> 01:01:18,170 (man yells) 918 01:01:18,194 --> 01:01:19,665 (man yells) 919 01:01:19,689 --> 01:01:22,022 (man yells) 920 01:01:23,723 --> 01:01:26,056 (man yells) 921 01:01:26,694 --> 01:01:29,027 (man yells) 922 01:01:29,818 --> 01:01:32,151 (man yells) 923 01:01:40,951 --> 01:01:43,534 (punches thud) 924 01:01:44,007 --> 01:01:46,340 (man yells) 925 01:01:47,279 --> 01:01:49,862 (punches thud) 926 01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:52,748 (man yells) 927 01:01:57,268 --> 01:01:59,851 (upbeat music) 928 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:03,563 Okay, so I was captured. 929 01:02:04,090 --> 01:02:05,503 Doesn't mean I was dead. 930 01:02:08,570 --> 01:02:11,913 That bastard had me tied up like a chicken ready to hatch, 931 01:02:12,868 --> 01:02:14,068 but that's cops for you. 932 01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:18,183 Big ideas, and small dicks. 933 01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:25,076 - Yeah, it's time for Daddy to exercise 934 01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:27,193 his rubber trunk on your pink flamingo. 935 01:02:28,330 --> 01:02:31,186 - I wonder if that mayor is coming 936 01:02:31,210 --> 01:02:32,713 back for election. 937 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:34,733 What do you think? 938 01:02:35,470 --> 01:02:38,530 - I see your seduction moves still haven't changed, Roy. 939 01:02:39,495 --> 01:02:42,076 - Ah, scared my cock might be too big 940 01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:43,150 for you, little girl. 941 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,150 Don't worry, I'll get a towel to wipe on the flaps. 942 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:49,846 - (laughs) Lola told me she needed a pair of tweezers 943 01:02:49,870 --> 01:02:51,693 just to give you the hand job, Roy. 944 01:02:51,750 --> 01:02:53,200 - I gave her what she needed. 945 01:02:53,810 --> 01:02:56,006 - Oh yeah, just cause you have a big 946 01:02:56,030 --> 01:02:58,363 wallet doesn't mean you have a big pecker. 947 01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,886 Face it, your cock isn't big enough 948 01:03:01,910 --> 01:03:03,353 for us McClarens, baby. 949 01:03:04,259 --> 01:03:06,096 - I gave her what she needed, I told you. 950 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,853 - Oh yeah, money? 951 01:03:08,220 --> 01:03:10,803 (upbeat music) 952 01:03:16,490 --> 01:03:18,126 - Well, your sister doesn't have to worry 953 01:03:18,150 --> 01:03:19,903 about my cock anymore. 954 01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:25,630 In fact, she doesn't have to worry about anything anymore. 955 01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:36,513 - That's it, boss. - Here. 956 01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:40,903 Now it is. 957 01:03:42,870 --> 01:03:45,463 And I've seen to the alimony, as well. 958 01:03:47,318 --> 01:03:49,401 (growls) 959 01:03:50,573 --> 01:03:54,603 And now it's time to taste the bird of paradise, 960 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,443 and you're gonna like it. 961 01:03:58,590 --> 01:04:00,390 - I don't think I'll even notice it. 962 01:04:00,632 --> 01:04:03,549 (film reel grinds) 963 01:04:05,530 --> 01:04:07,403 - Now back to the scrapyard. 964 01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,403 - You sure about that, Boss? 965 01:04:13,889 --> 01:04:14,698 That girl's a nun. 966 01:04:14,722 --> 01:04:15,722 - I am an atheist. 967 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,143 - So you killed all of Roy's men. 968 01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:28,683 You got some good moves. 969 01:04:29,770 --> 01:04:31,753 That's not expected from a nun, Sister. 970 01:04:32,570 --> 01:04:34,303 - We're pretty tight, Lauder. 971 01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:37,623 - So are you a real nun? 972 01:04:38,910 --> 01:04:40,536 - Why don't you come over here, Cowboy, 973 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,783 and let me give you a blessing. 974 01:04:43,887 --> 01:04:45,187 - [Cowboy] I bet you will. 975 01:04:46,730 --> 01:04:49,793 - What do you want, a taste, like your boss? 976 01:04:50,630 --> 01:04:52,246 Come over here and taste some honey 977 01:04:52,270 --> 01:04:53,316 from a pink flamingo? 978 01:04:53,340 --> 01:04:56,713 Are you scared you'll get stung by a queen bee? 979 01:04:57,710 --> 01:04:59,163 - Nah, I don't think so. 980 01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:03,356 - Why, you have nothing in between your pants, 981 01:05:03,380 --> 01:05:06,203 just like that wrinkled up old faux shark. 982 01:05:07,340 --> 01:05:09,528 - No, it's all here. 983 01:05:09,552 --> 01:05:10,385 - It is? 984 01:05:10,417 --> 01:05:11,473 - All 12 inches. 985 01:05:12,180 --> 01:05:13,856 - You sure you're not talking centimeters 986 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,887 after Lola got hold of you? 987 01:05:16,082 --> 01:05:18,665 (upbeat music) 988 01:05:21,969 --> 01:05:24,636 (cowboy groans) 989 01:05:25,247 --> 01:05:29,414 - Looks like the sheriff has more to hide than he. 990 01:05:34,093 --> 01:05:37,491 (hand thuds) (yelling) 991 01:05:37,515 --> 01:05:40,098 (upbeat music) 992 01:05:44,539 --> 01:05:46,178 - So what you're telling me is 993 01:05:46,202 --> 01:05:49,753 you discovered the whereabouts of your sister's husband, 994 01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:53,763 hid, and waited for the police to arrive. 995 01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:57,203 - That's about it, Inspector. 996 01:06:00,570 --> 01:06:03,458 - [Man] Well, what are you going to do with her? 997 01:06:03,482 --> 01:06:06,132 - [Man] Dig another hole so she can be by her sister. 998 01:06:06,690 --> 01:06:08,953 - [Man] Good, bitch deserves it. 999 01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:15,060 - What do you want? 1000 01:06:15,084 --> 01:06:16,230 - I've come to help you. 1001 01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:19,516 It was nothing to do with me. 1002 01:06:19,540 --> 01:06:20,913 I liked your sister. 1003 01:06:21,030 --> 01:06:22,203 She was a good girl. 1004 01:06:22,410 --> 01:06:23,936 - But you didn't stop him killing her. 1005 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:24,936 - I couldn't. 1006 01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:25,793 - Where's Roy? 1007 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:26,923 - Down in the car. 1008 01:06:27,210 --> 01:06:28,210 - And the deputy? 1009 01:06:28,926 --> 01:06:31,263 - Out getting the car ready for the race tonight. 1010 01:06:31,790 --> 01:06:34,457 (static buzzes) 1011 01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:38,103 - Now it's time for revenge. 1012 01:06:41,961 --> 01:06:42,961 - No. 1013 01:06:43,561 --> 01:06:45,894 (gun fires) 1014 01:06:48,513 --> 01:06:51,346 (car engine revs) 1015 01:07:00,110 --> 01:07:01,436 - Go, baby, go. 1016 01:07:01,460 --> 01:07:03,853 What a car chase! 1017 01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:07,312 (upbeat music) 1018 01:07:08,614 --> 01:07:11,197 (tires squeal) 1019 01:07:43,444 --> 01:07:45,777 (gun fires) 1020 01:07:45,965 --> 01:07:50,965 (upbeat music) (tires squeal) 1021 01:07:54,512 --> 01:07:57,012 (guns firing) 1022 01:07:58,370 --> 01:08:02,813 She can not only shoot, but she can drive as well. 1023 01:08:03,751 --> 01:08:08,751 (car engines rev) (tires squeal) 1024 01:08:10,351 --> 01:08:15,351 (upbeat music) (tires squeal) 1025 01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:18,416 (car engine revs) 1026 01:08:24,149 --> 01:08:26,482 (cars thud) 1027 01:08:27,871 --> 01:08:30,454 (upbeat music) 1028 01:08:32,969 --> 01:08:35,802 (car engine revs) 1029 01:08:38,608 --> 01:08:39,417 That's it. 1030 01:08:39,441 --> 01:08:40,441 She got him. 1031 01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:43,833 (upbeat music) 1032 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:54,833 (gun fires) 1033 01:08:55,095 --> 01:08:57,733 - If you weren't a nun, I don't think I'd believe you. 1034 01:08:59,290 --> 01:09:00,690 - Well, maybe you shouldn't. 1035 01:09:02,650 --> 01:09:03,700 - What are you doing? 1036 01:09:04,269 --> 01:09:07,169 - You think I didn't know that you and Roy work as a team? 1037 01:09:09,785 --> 01:09:12,452 (ominous music) 1038 01:09:15,050 --> 01:09:17,593 - The detective was on the mayor's payroll. 1039 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:22,010 I bet you didn't see that coming. 1040 01:09:22,461 --> 01:09:23,461 - No. 1041 01:09:24,895 --> 01:09:27,228 (gun fires) 1042 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:32,527 - Now, that is what I call grindhouse. 1043 01:09:35,710 --> 01:09:38,543 (hard rock music) 1044 01:09:40,505 --> 01:09:43,088 (upbeat music) 1045 01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:30,067 (playful music) 1046 01:11:31,389 --> 01:11:33,556 - [Man] That's all, folks.